Yo, I'm Reid

brakken:

Charmander>Charmeleon>Charizard

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

lubricates:

the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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cl0thes0ff:

trashfaiiry.tumblr.com

sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

(Source: grotbag, via gravegrohl)

This is how the rain looks like when you’re up there.

aphotyc-shades:

sadisticmagidan:

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BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.

I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.

fuck this place in particular 

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rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back like

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